I could read his stuff all day long. Blogzorro has listed George Carlin’s 101 Greatest Quotes.
Here are a few of my favourite:
2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
13. There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say [...]
George Carlin Greatest Quotes
July 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Humor
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George Carlin Cartoon
June 27th, 2008 · No Comments · Deaths, Humor
Saw this over on FriendlyAthiest.com today. Made me laugh.
The seven words he can’t say, by the way, are “Shit Piss Cunt Fuck Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits.”
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George Carlin Dead
June 23rd, 2008 · No Comments · Deaths, General
I will leave you with the following from George:
Rat shit! Bat Shit!
Dirty ol’ Twat!
Sixty-nine assholes
Tied in a knot!
Hooray!
Lizard shit!
Fuck!
Souce: Washington Post
George Carlin, 71, the much-honored American stand-up comedian whose long career was distinguished by pointed social commentary that placed him on the cultural cutting edge, died last night in Santa Monica, Calif.
His death was reported [...]
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