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The punchline to this is classic! 5 star!!!!

This is a shocker **sarcasm** This guy runs into legal trouble for illegal dog fighting and the NFL and sponsors want nothing to do with this low life. He is now free and the NFL reinstates him. He is a free agent. I bet there is a shitload of teams that will go after this guy. I can already here the news conference… “he has paid his debt to society… blah… blah… blah…”

I can see the frenzy of teams now… but I wonder what sponsors will be willing to attach their name to him? Kimble n’ Bits… too soon?

NFL reinstates Michael Vick on conditional basis.

This story won’t get any rest. We have all heard of the Harvard Professor that was arrested in his own home for what noisy neighbours thought was a break and enter. Here is Dave Chappelle talking about why he does not call the police.

Dave Chappelle – Break In

I really enjoy Thunderf00t’s attacks on creationists. I have watched all of his videos on “Why do people laugh at creationists” videos. In the latest installments of his videos he gets a sit down with the Banana-man himself, Ray Comfort. It is comical to watch Ray debate here. If the debate was 500+ years ago, I am sure the debate would have gone something like this:
Thunderf00t – “The world is round because of these facts…”
Banana-man – “I know the world is flat because the bible tells me so.”

The debate goes on in that denial+arrogant tone from Ray. Thunderf00t gives compelling reasons to why god or gods are not necessarily creators of the universe if there is in fact gods. Rays response to most of it is that he knows there is a god because scriptures tell him. He should have just plugged his ears and yelled “LA LA LA LA! Can’t hear you!”

Here is the playlist of the debate.

If you are not aware of the banana argument. I will let Ray and Kirk Cameron fill you in.

The Czech’s are facing a shortage of nurses. What is their solution to lure females to join? FREE BOOB JOBS!

“Screw the signing bonus honey… get some of those double Ds!”

When Petra Kalivodova, a 31-year-old nurse, was considering whether to renew her contract at a private health clinic here, special perks helped clinch the deal: free German lessons, five weeks of vacation, and a range of plastic-surgery options, including complimentary silicone-enhanced breasts.

There are critics

The offer of plastic surgery has infuriated some advocates for women’s rights, including Jirina Siklova, a gender studies expert and sociologist, who argued that motivating nurses with offers of breast implants amounted to turning them into “prostitutes.”

There is absolutely nothing wrong with looking hot. If it is a breast job or ass lift or lipo… as long as you look good, there is nothing wrong with that. And the prostitute comment is a bit of a joke. Have you seen most of the prostitutes out there? They don’t really look like porn stars now do they?

Full story here via New York Times.

Not sure who I feel more sorry for. The dead guy (I think it’s a dead guy and not a dead dog) or the guy that tried to save the coffin and ended up falling in the grave instead.

On the weekend, I picked up a Struxx model toy from Toys R Us. It was in the clearance bin for $15 regularly priced around $80-$90. Alexander had a Struxx model car/plane and we put it together a couple of times and it was fun. Alexander started helping me out with this 619 piece monster but he quickly faded about 1 hour into the project. Took me about 4.5 hours to put it together. Anyhow, I decided to make a time lapsed video of the project. Check it out.

The toy has a motion sensor and when you walk by it, it growls and makes laser sounds. It also swings his head back and forth and the jaw opens and closes. The thing stands almost 2′ high.

Don’t!

The movie reminds me of a made for TV movie that you would watch on CTV.

Anyhow, I am watching Interview with a Vampire right now and it has reminded me that there are better vampire movies out there.

That’s all.

I upgraded my blog software today and I have decided to change the blog up a little. This is the NEW and IMPROVED blog. Yeah, right! Same old shit, just in a newer package. More to come.

A throw back to the old Kung Fu movies.