The Czechs cut off sex offenders balls

Personally, what I would like to see is them cutting off pedophiles balls and penis’s. Then surgically placing the dick on their foreheads.

(via CNN)

The Czech Republic’s practice of surgically castrating convicted sex offenders is “invasive, irreversible and mutilating” and should stop immediately, the Council of Europe’s Anti-Torture Committee said in a report made public Thursday.

The central European country castrated at least 94 prisoners in the 10 years up to April 2008, when investigators from the Council of Europe, a human-rights forum, visited the Czech Republic.

The Council of Europe condemned the practice as “degrading.”

The procedure is being performed even on first-time, non-violent offenders, such as exhibitionists, its investigation revealed.

Prisoners have to request castration under Czech law, but many fear they will be jailed for life if they do not, the investigation found.

Read full story here.

China toy boss kills self after recall

Not as bad as the food and drug administration guy who was executed. While here in Canada, the worst we do to the worst criminals is lock them up and maybe take away their TV privileges… maybe.

China toy boss kills self after recall – Yahoo! News
Zhang Shuhong, who co-owned Lee Der Industrial Co. Ltd., killed himself at a warehouse over the weekend, days after China announced it had temporarily banned exports by the company, the Southern Metropolis Daily said.

Lee Der made 967,000 toys recalled earlier this month by Mattel Inc. because they were made with paint found to have excessive amounts of lead. The plastic preschool toys, sold under the Fisher-Price brand in the U.S., included the popular Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego characters.

It was among the largest recalls in recent months involving Chinese products, which have come under fire for globally for containing potentially dangerous high levels of chemicals and toxins.

And on another topic of toy recalls, here is the link for the Thomas the Tank Engine recall.

Baby vs. Cobra

Some people are just plain fucked up!

Apparently, pitting baby against cobra is a rite of passage (or as this article says, “a ‘bite’ of passage) for snake-charming families in India. It is supposed to teach the child not to fear the snake.

The cobra has been defanged and its mouth is stitched up. But it doesn’t make the video any less frightening. Not to mention that cobras’ fangs grow back quickly, according to animal rights groups protesting this practice.

Even if the fangs are not an issue, the last few seconds of the video are even scarier. And they showcase another danger with this practice.

(via FriendlyAtheist.com)

Greek fan dies in soccer violence, fan clubs suspended

And Greeks wonder why they never get to host any soccer events. Ah, maybe it’s cause your fans are lunatics!

Greece suspends fan clubs after violence
ATHENS, Greece (AP) – All Greek soccer supporters’ clubs were suspended Tuesday, and league organizers escaped with a warning after last week’s deadly fan violence.

The measures were announced by the government following clashes between fans of Greece’s two largest clubs – Panathinaikos and Olympiakos. Thursday’s violence left one fan dead and prompted a two-week ban on all professional team sport matches.

“This will remain in effect … until a new law is approved, and measures allowing surveillance cameras at stadiums and all match-ticket sales to identifiable with individual fans,” deputy minister for sport Giorgos Orfanos said.

Those measures are due to take effect next season – a year later than originally planned.

“We have all decided to join the fight against violence in sport. The government is determined to see these measures through,” Orfanos said.

League organizers also agreed to stop distributing tickets directly to supporters’ clubs and to help authorities shut down fan organizations operating without a license.

Similar restrictions were imposed on basketball and volleyball clubs.

Clubs had been threatened with playing for the rest of the season in empty stadiums unless they complied, local media reports said.

The government imposed the two-week ban on all professional team sports Friday after fans from Panathinaikos and Olympiakos were involved in bloody clashes a day earlier outside a women’s volleyball game.

Both clubs have teams in soccer, basketball and other sports, and rival supporters in the past have clashed at various sporting events.

Panathinaikos fan Michalis Filopoulos, 25, died while he was being transported to a hospital after sustaining multiple stab wounds and head injuries from blows with a baseball bat.

Eighteen fans were arrested after the clashes, 12 under blanket felony charges that include murder. The six other suspects were arrested on lesser charges, and five of them have been released pending trial.

League organizers said they agreed with the crackdown on supporters’ clubs.

“Everything must change, we’re all in agreement on that,” PAS Giannina Alexis Kouyias chairman said. “There will be a new legal framework which will not allow for this kind of violent behaviour to develop … Something must be done to jolt the public.”

Seniors discount day at brothels in Germany

50% discount for afternoon sex if you are over the age of 66!

Brothel offers pensioner discounts – CNN.com
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) — A brothel in Germany hopes to capitalise on the growing number of pensioners by offering them a 50 percent discount for sex in the afternoon.

The “Pascha” in the western city of Cologne has introduced reduced rates for sex sessions for clients aged 66 and above — provided they can prove they are old enough.

“All clients need to do is show us some proof of age,” said a spokesman for the brothel’s managing director Armin Lobscheid. “A ‘normal session’ costs 50 euros with us — and we’re now paying 50 percent of that for these older guests.”

“We don’t earn as much money, but we’re establishing ourselves across a broader range of age groups,” he added.

After testing the water with reductions for senior citizens once a week, the Pascha decided earlier this month to offer 50 percent off sex services between midday and 5 p.m every day.

“There’s been plenty of demand and people have certainly been taking advantage of the offer,” the spokesman said. “Older folks are more active than you think.”

The brothel’s Web site is keen to stress this point.

“Life begins at 66!” it says in an advert for its “senior citizens afternoon” next to a picture of a motorcycle rider.

Britain’s Prince Harry to serve in Iraq

How close to the action do you think he will get?

Britain’s Prince Harry to serve in Iraq – Yahoo! News
LONDON – Prince Harry, third in line to the British throne, is getting his wish to serve in
Iraq.

The Ministry of Defense ended speculation that had been swirling for about a week by announcing Thursday the 22-year-old prince will be sent to Iraq with his Blues and Royals regiment in May or June.

Harry, a second lieutenant, will assume a troop commander’s role.

Australia to ban old-fashion light bulbs

I have had a couple of these fluorescent bulbs that are not suppose to burn out but died within a few weeks. Other then that, they seem to be fine.

Wired: AP Technology and Business News from the Outside World on Wired.com
The Australian government on Tuesday announced plans to phase out incandescent light bulbs and replace them with more energy-efficient compact fluorescent bulbs across the country.

Legislation to gradually restrict the sale of the old-style bulbs could reduce Australia’s greenhouse gas emissions by 4 million tons by 2012 and cut household power bills by up to 66 percent, said Environment Minister Malcolm Turnbull.

Beware of knitting, stealing nuns

Well, they had to do something in their spare time. They can only pray for so many hours of the day and they can’t really go around fornicating now can they. Need to make some cash somehow.

Ananova – Nuns on the run
Fifty-five nuns – all called Maria – are on the run after racking up debts of £400,000.

The women had secretly run a knitwear company on the side for ten years.

Their convent supplied 25 shops and they blew money travelling to fashion shows across Europe, reports the Sun.

The nuns of St Kyrikos and Ioulite in Northern Greece hit money problems after spending huge sums on new machinery.

Their expensive knitting machines were put on a lorry and the sisters disappeared a few days later.

Greek Orthodox Church officials believe they may be hiding at a monastery in Volos, Central Greece.

The nuns’ lawyer Dionysios Pelekis said they had asked church superiors to settle the debt by selling 16 convent-owned properties. But the request was refused.

Topless girls help slow down speeders

Once again, Canada is so far behind the rest of the world. While I get a pot-belly, scruffy male to great me every day with a slow down sign, Denmark has hot topless women with speed limit signs.

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BTW, this is an news clip from Denmark. So, that means it’s boarderline porn. Probably not worksafe in Canada or the USA.

Blame it on the dead guy

Now why can’t we come up with creative laws like this in Canada?

Australian speeders’ excuse: The dead guy did it – CNN.com
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) — Hundreds of Australian drivers have come up with a way to weasel out of tickets: Blame it on a dead guy.

More than 200 motorists have avoided parking and speeding fines by accusing either a dead man or an out-of-state resident for their errors, police said Saturday.

Under New South Wales state law, if car owners sign a sworn statement that they were not driving the vehicle when an offense was committed, they can avoid paying speed camera fines that arrive by mail and parking tickets left under windshield wipers.