Blog moved and starting to post things again

Right, so I kind of moved my blog. It is still on the same domain for the time begin just sitting under the /blog portion of my domain. If I do move my blog, I have no idea what to name it yet or what the tag line should be. I was thinking along the lines of crapiliketoread.com. Since it hasn’t been taken yet, it is high on my list. thingsthatsuckass.com hasn’t been taken either. The possibilities are almost endless!

In other events in my life:

  • Finished installing windows, doors, and sky lights
  • My mud room flooded but no damage done
  • I hate the snow and ice!

That’s it.

What’s worse then country music?

If you guessed Christmas music… ding, ding, ding, you are right.

I was grocery shopping today and the only annoying music on their stores system was Christmas music. It made me want to shove a carrot right into someone’s eye. Then compounded with the slow poke shoppers, it makes for wonderful ingredients of someone going postal for no reason whatsoever.

At what age do you feel obligated to butt in line? 50, 60, 70? Had I noticed this older guy in line next to me, I would have probably let him go seeing his time here on earth is probably limited. But before I knew it, he had taken it among himself to step in front of me. WTF? Now, I know in the overall scheme of things, I probably waited an extra minute in line. Should I get so pissed at little things like that? Probably not. But I can’t help myself. Women can blame getting pissed or being irrational on PMS or the day of the week or anything else they feel like putting the blame on for their pissy moods. What do guys have to blame their moods on? I had a late soccer game last night that our team lost 2-1, but I wasn’t really pissed about that. I went to bed kind of late and woke up early, but I regularly do that too. It’s a nice but cold day, so nothing to complain there about. So, I have decided to blame my shitty mood on Country music and Christmas. Fuck them both!

Speaking at Oracle OpenWorld today

I am in San Francisco having an awesome time so far! I present today at 3:15, which I have posted about before. Not really nervous, just excited. I will probably be posting my presentation here after I present it.

Oracle OpenWorld

Michelle and I went sight seeing yesterday and we picked up tickets to go to Alcatraz island on Wednesday. We got onto the trolleys, saw the Golden Gate bridge from a distance, ate at a fancy smancy restaurant, and shopped at Bloomingdale’s. Planning on going to China town this morning and then we are open for anything after 5:00 today. Within the next few days, we will be going to the Redwood forest and also a animal park that folks around here have been mentioning. Wednesday night, Oracle is presenting Lenny Kravitz, Billy Joel, and Stevie Nicks. I am probably forgetting stuff, but I will be updating when I get back.

Call off the search and rescue

Last night our son Alexander scared the shit out of us again. He went into the back yard and he said that he was going to look for some trails. There is a main trail in my back yard that follows the property line and I figured he was just going to stay on that path. Supper would be ready in 15 minutes, so I figured he couldn’t go too far anyhow. When Michelle got home from work, we called out to him but we got no response. I circled the trail but couldn’t see him. I called Michelle and she drove to the fire department just down the street to see what help she could get. They called the RCMP help in finding him.

I stayed in contact with Michelle via cell phone and I even got lost myself on the trails at one point. Each minute I was getting sicker and sicker to my stomach. I heard the siren from the ambulance and they used their PA system to call out to him, so I knew I was close to a road and hopefully he would hear that too and follow the sound. I ended up on the main road and decided to circle back to the house to hook up with RCMP and any rescue workers. When I arrived at the house, I decided to go inside and change into clothes better suited for wooded hikes. When I went inside the house, I heard the faint sound of the PS2. At first, I thought Alexander had left the game on that’s all I was hearing. I decided to take a look down stairs in hopes that he was sitting in front of the TV, totally vegging to the game. When I went downstairs, to my relief, he was sitting in front of the TV, vegging to the video game. Had I not been so relieved, I would have given him a spanking he would have never forgotten.

The Police talked to Alexander and told him:
“If you ever get lost in the woods, find a nice big tree and stay there.”
“If you go into the woods, bring your dog with you.”

Click on the image to see the wooded area that we covered in the search.
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Taking a 10 Foot Fall

On Sunday, Alexander was playing in the yard as he always does and he was playing a little too close to the edge of the driveway when he took a 10 foot fall into the brook. I was in the basement and I heard him screaming. I ran out and get see what happened and Michelle quickly told me he fell into the brook and that she was starting the car and taking him to the hospital. I ran down to pick him up, and at the time, I thought he slipped on some rocks and just took a tumble. I thought this because he was no where near the driveway. I quickly examined him too see what the damage was. There was a good amount of blood but no gushing. A fair amount of scrapes to the knees but no bones sticking out. So, my next fear was a concussion. Michelle was driving and I was in the back seat trying to piece together what had happened. Michelle said she saw him playing at the edge of the driveway, came inside, and the next thing she heard was him scream. When she went outside, she could see him running up the brook and then he laid down.

Michelle was doing about 120 kmh to catch the Millidgeville ferry; we got there just as it was docking. We told the crew that we had an emergency and the ferry took off right away. At this point, Michelle and I swapped places and she looked after him. He was trying to fall asleep but Michelle and the very helpful staff from the ferry help keep him awake by placing cold towels on his face and neck. The ferry crew called the hospital and let them know we were on our way. Took about 3 minutes to get to the hospital and Alexander was in to see the doctor by the time I had parked the car. The did a chest and arm x-ray and they were negative. Then they did a CT scan to make sure everything else was okay. That turned out negative as well. They kept us there until midnight and sent us home. We slept the night at my parents place, since they are right across the street from the hospital, and if we ran into problems, it would only take us minutes to get there. To make my son’s day complete, the next morning he got up and was trying to move a heavy folding table and it fell right on his big toe. OUCH!

Here is a picture of him in the hospital. He wanted to see what he looked like. He asked in the car on the way to the hospital if he was still going to be beautiful. 2.jpg

Here is the picture from the edge of the driveway. driveway.jpg

Here is the ground view of the driveway. driveway2.jpg

And here is where I found him. About 10 feet away from the bridge, where I originally thought he fell from. brook.jpg

He is a very lucky boy. Had he not fallen in the grassy part of the brook, or had he fallen on his head, it could have been a lot worse. Man, I get chills just thinking about how bad it could have been.

Self propelled lawn mower my ass

My MTD 3.5 hp lawn mower started last week and then putted out after about 2 minutes and hasn’t started again. I replaced the spark plug and air filter, but I think the carburetor is gummed up. I need to find a small engine repair place to clean it up.

In the meantime, I borrowed my mother-in-laws self propelled 200 lbs mower. Let me tell you, unless your property is perfectly flat and you don’t have to turn much, do not invest in these behemoths. I have a hilly property now and mowing the lawn with the small 3.5 hp mower was decent but I was thinking a self propelled mower would help going up the hill. Man, was I wrong. I lost 4 lbs in sweat today. I don’t think I sweat that much in my soccer games. That’s nuts!

Anyhow, this just puts my ass in gear to get my little mower, that I paid $159 brand spanking new 5 years ago and that is held together with duct tape, into a repair shop.

Commissionaire job requirements

Please read this post as if I wrote it last week sometime, like Monday June 18.

I was in Moncton today paying a late parking ticket and I made a few observations about the commissionaire job position:

  • Cannot have a personality or just act like an self knowing asshole
  • Must be older then dirt
  • A foreign object such as a cucumber or billiard ball must be lodged into the rectum at all times
  • Must be able to operate a cash register

Last week I received a letter saying that I had an unpaid parking ticket and I was to appear in court and that all late payments would be returned to me. When I received the letter, I called the person that had their signature was on the letter. It was about 2:30 pm, while most people are working at this hour, I assume that the city workers have fucked off at half past 12 cause I didn’t get an answer. Knowing I probably wouldn’t get anyone and my court date was fast approaching, I decided to drive to Moncton and pay the ticket in person to avoid the hassle of a trial. When I went to the booth to pay the ticket, the woman told me that she could not accept my payment and I would have to resolve it in court. I told her I was from out of town and wanted to pay the ticket now and save on everyone’s time. She called over this fucking goofball commissionaire (meter maid) who told me the exact same thing she had told me but he was a much bigger prick about it. He told me that at minimum the fine would be $30 and a maximum of $110 and that it would be up to the judge to decide that. Then he told me it was my responsibility to change my address with Service New Brunswick (They are another groups of fucks over there, but I can get into that later). But in the time of me contacting SNB and getting my address changed with Canada Post to redirect my mail, the city of Moncton had already mailed my summons.

His whole attitude pissed me off. I raised my voice and said, “Why the hell would I come back Wednesday when I can pay the ticket now with my letter of guilt and get this over with? Who can I speak to about this?”

They gave me a name (which I may post). I said that is the person I called last week. Then they tell me “She was out last week.”

“Okay, where is she now?” I asked.

“She is out.” They replied.

“Well, who is her backup?” I followed.

“She doesn’t have one.”

“Are you kidding me? Does anyone actually work for the city of Moncton. Get me someone I can speak to now.” I was really pissed at this point.

They called someone who was down in 1 minute. He introduced himself and asked what was the issue. I explained that with my move and the mixup with letters and such, I didn’t realize I was summoned to court. He said just to pay and the issue was resolved.

See, what getting a little pissed will get you.

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t like the name “commissionaire,” “meter maid” is a much better description of what these jerks do.

2 more on the way

This may be old news for some and new news for others. Right before the family left from Moncton, we had finished packing for the night and I had just come back from the liquor store with some beer and wine to relax and have some friends over for a drink and nachos. Michelle also asked me to pick up a pregnancy test on my way back. “Okay, but your not even late” I said. But I humored her anyway and bought the cheapest test I could find.

Got back home and gave Michelle the package. She glimpses over the instructions and it said “results in 5 minutes.” So while she goes into the bathroom, I head down stairs to watch TV. Not a minute later, Michelle comes trotting downstairs and the conversation went like this:

Michelle – “You have to go buy some more vitamin pills because we packed them all away.”

Me – “But we move into the new house in one week. Can’t it wait?”

Michelle – “No, because I am pregnant.”

Me – “Shut up! You weren’t even in the bathroom for 5 minutes.”

Michelle – “Come upstairs and see for yourself.”

So, I go upstairs and I see this bright blue “+” sign. “Yep, your pregnant.”

Finally, we move into the new house and after about a week of unpacking, Michelle got up at about 1:00 am bleeding heavily. She drove herself into the hospital expecting to have lost the pregnancy. At about 8:30 am, I still had not heard from Michelle, so after sending Alexander to school, I called the hospital to track her down. She called me back and said everything was okay and to meet at Cora’s for breakfast but she had something to tell me about the pregnancy. I couldn’t wait, “spit it out” I said.

Michelle – “Well, there is 20 fingers and 20 toes.”

Greg – “Ah, ha. Okay, I am going to play dumb. What does that mean?”

I knew very well what it meant. So, now Michelle is about 9 weeks pregnant with twins and I don’t think I can take any more news.

In about a 2 week period:

  • I was packing to move
  • Working overtime
  • Getting news that my dad was sick
  • Finding out that purchase of house might not go through because the sellers didn’t have the money to cover their mortgage
  • Finding out that my wife is pregnant
  • Finding out that we have twins on the way

There were more ups and downs last months then I think a human being is allow to handle. Haven’t gone to a psychiatrist yet, so I must still be sane.

Update:

Baby A and Baby B