Why do people laugh at creationists?

The YouTube user Thunderf00t has this 11 part series called “Why do people laugh at creationists?” In the videos, he uses Creationists theories against themselves and proves with scientific data evolution, no global flood, water on other planets, and other popular topics between Creationists and people with common sense. Note, this is not an attack against religion. This is just an attack on stupid people that literally believe in the stupid events in the bible.

You can watch all the videos at here.

Hijab not allowed in Judo

First they don’t let hijabs in soccer, and now they don’t allow it in martial arts either. If you ask me, it would make them kind of look like ninjas and that would be cool.

BTW, the women in the photo are playing soccer. For real ninjas, click here.

globeandmail.com: Hijab-wearing girl blocked from judo match
ALEXANDRA PAUL

The Canadian Press

November 19, 2007 at 5:30 AM EST

WINNIPEG — Manitoba’s sport minister has ordered the agency that governs provincial sports to review a decision that banned an 11-year-old girl from a judo tournament because she wore a Muslim head scarf.

“I’ve asked Sport Manitoba to become engaged here and find out what the deal is and come to a resolution in short order,” Eric Robinson told the Winnipeg Free Press yesterday.

Hagar Outbih left a judo tournament in tears Saturday when judo officials in Winnipeg refused to let her fight while wearing the hijab.

The girl said she couldn’t believe sports officials would ban her because she wore a head scarf.

Safety, not religious reasons, determined the decision, said Judo Manitoba president Dave Minuk.

“It could be used to strangle somebody,” he said, citing International Judo Federation guidelines.

In Ottawa, a political group that represents Muslims’ interests in Canada issued a statement to condemn the Manitoba action.

“Dave Minuk’s decision effectively bars Muslim women from judo. For decades, women have fought hard for their rights and Minuk’s call is taking them away,” said the statement from the Council of American-Islamic Relations Canada. The council said the IJF ducked the issue because its rules are silent on head scarves. Last February an 11-year-old Ottawa girl was thrown out of an indoor soccer tournament for refusing to remove her hijab. A similar scene played out in Longueuil, Que., in April when a tae kwon do team of Muslim girls withdrew from a tournament after they were barred from fighting while wearing hijabs.

Gay priest says he is not gay

Sure your not gay Father Fruity. Psst, your not the only gay priest. I know, shocking!

CNN – Priest ‘only pretending to be gay’
He said that he pretended to be gay in order to gather information about “those who damage the image of the Church with homosexual activity.”

Vatican teaching holds that homosexual activity is a sin.

“It’s all false; it was a trap. I was a victim of my own attempts to contribute to cleaning up the Church with my psychoanalyst work,” La Repubblica quoted Stenico as saying.

Priest Off

When I was an alter boy, the Greek Orthodox priest just be beat the shit out of the kids. I received my share of slaps up the side of the head. A buddy of mine had a meter stick broken across his chest. No sodomy in the Greek Orthodox church I attended though. Just a good old shit kicking ever week. Fun times!

(via Friendly Atheist)

I am better then Ken Ham

That’s right! And I have proof too. I use the Gematriculator. What is the Gematriculator you ask:

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria developed by Mr. Ivan Panin to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is.

Basically, Gematria is searching for different patterns through the text, such as the amount of words beginning with a vowel. If the amount of these matches is divisible by a certain number, such as 7 (which is said to be God’s number), there is an incontestable argument that the Spirit of God is ever present in the text. Another important aspect in gematria are the numerical values of letters: A=1, B=2 … I=9, J=10, K=20 and so on. The Gematriculator uses Finnish alphabet, in which Y is a vowel.

Experts consider the mathematical patterns in the text of the Holy Bible as God’s watermark of authenticity. Thus, the Gematriculator provides only results that are absolutely correct.

On the site, I entered the URL http://www.answersingenesis.org/events/family-conference-2007.

Here are the results:
This site is certified 35% EVIL by the GematriculatorThis site is certified 65% GOOD by the Gematriculator

And when I used my page http://www.rekounas.org/about-greg/, I get the following:
This site is certified 16% EVIL by the GematriculatorThis site is certified 84% GOOD by the Gematriculator

In your face Ken Ham!

The Bullshit on Modern Saints

Here are a couple of clips from Penn & Teller’s: Bullshit series about Mother Theresa and Gandhi. When I first saw the title of the clips, I thought, what the hell did these two do to get on this show? Well, Gandhi hated blacks, slept naked with young girls, and liked to give women enemas. Mother Theresa was a cold hearted bitch that thought people should suffer and all that money that she raised was to profit the Catholic Church.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I think they are still great people. Hell, I could have never done the shit that they did. But the point of these two clips are more of a shot against how people interpret these two individuals as saints.

Here, watch the videos.