The pope recently visited Britain where he made statements that I believe to be false or just show ignorance to the victims of child abuse at the hands of church officials.

Pope addresses sex abuse scandal as he starts visit to Britain – CNN.com
“These revelations were for me a shock and a great sadness. It is difficult to understand how this perversion of the priestly ministry was possible,” he told reporters aboard his plane to Scotland. “How a man who has done this and said this can fall into this perversion is difficult to understand.”

He added, “It is also a great sadness that the authorities of the church were not sufficiently vigilant and insufficiently quick and decisive in taking the necessary measures.”

Here is what I said about the article:

“Really? Shocking? How do you know the pope is lying? Words are coming out of his mouth!”

Here I go. Below is my depiction of Muhammad.
































What do you think? Pretty good huh?

I recently stumbled across a post from The Friendly Atheist and it brought me back to my days as a waiter. Basically, the worst customers for tipping are Christians. Come to think of it, I probably hated serving Sunday brunch for that reason. All I can remember was service breakfast/lunch or brunch sucked because you basically had to serve more coffee, there were more plates because of the toast and it always took longer to clean up after customers left. I always attributed the lower tips to lower sales because breakfasts were only about $6 a person. So, even if you use a 10% rule, that’s only .60 cents a person.

Best tippers I can remember were gays and wives. Hubbies, if your wife is out with her lady friends and you are a shitty tipper… I can guarantee she is making up for your stinginess you cheap bastards!

…if the virgin Mary looked like this…

Or if nuns performed more useful services as this nun does in the show Californication from Showtime.

I was in the Dairy Queen with Alexander yesterday when Alexander pointed out a poster with kids on it and they were wearing safety goggles and holding beakers. Looked very scientific, kids science you could say. The name on the activity what “Power Lab.” Sounds scientific enough right? Alexander asked if he could attend, and I panned my eyes down to the location, Kings Valley Wesleyan Church. I replied to Alexander that I am sure it is not a science lab. He said, “but they have lab coats and it looks like science.” The sub title read “Discover the miraculous power of Jesus” or something like that. I scanned the poster again to see if there was anything that read “science” on it and couldn’t find anything. So, if people, by impulse, call up an get their kid registered, there could be some pissed off parents.

I think I will make up my own poster. It will have a guy that looks like Jesus, being friendly and helping kids, healing the sick. In big bold letters I will have “Discover the Healing Powers of Jesus” and in small fine print letters I will have “and other fairy tales from the bible.” I think my poster would be on the same level as the churches advertisement.