Funny scene from Pink Panther.
Category Archives: Movies
I have people skills
This is a classic scene from Office Space. If you worked in the IT industry in the late 90s, then you would have run into this type of character all the time.
10 Things I’ve Learned About Computers From The Movies
I watched Firewall last night. In the movie they actually used Windows XP and websites that looked like websites. Server rooms also looked like server rooms. One thing I did crack up at was the way they would move money from one account to another. The digits would roll off the sum like it was some kind of counter. Have these people never used a calculator? Swordfish was one of the worst movies for inaccuracies of what programmers do for a living. I have never had to make some kind of cube to log into a system.
- Megapixels aren’t important: What determines the resolution of a photograph or audio recording is the “enhancement” algorithm run on it. Any image, when run through the proper enhancement, will reveal sufficient detail to recognize a face, read a license plate, etc.
- Computer screens output text at 4800 baud and make chirping sounds while doing so: Sometimes, computers can be revved up to 9600 baud, and sometimes, for instance when printing the names of conspirators, slow to 300 baud. There is a great deal of variety in the sound computers make when outputting text, though. It used to be a sound reminiscent of a lineprinter, but modern computers seem to implement a more “boop boop boop” approach. Oh, and most computers output in a 16 x 9 font.
- All computer systems have backdoors: Hackers can get into any system by way of “backdoors” that are left by the people who originally designed the system. The password of the backdoor is generally the name of the programmer’s daughter.
- There are wireframe schematics of every building on Earth: These schematics interface with a wide variety of sensor and alarm systems. They can be manipulated in realtime and are infinitely zoomable (see #1 above).
- Decryption works one character at a time, while the other characters cycle quickly through all possibilities: Face detection algorithms work the same way, as do most search algorithms. Oh, and every time a detail is revealed, the computer makes a beep. You know, really, most times a computer makes a partial computation, it makes a beep.
- It takes 10 minutes to break into a system: A computer expert will first play coy, saying that they don’t know how long it will take. Then, in a few minutes, they’ll reveal that they can get in, but they’ll need a few minutes more (damn it).
- The US government surveils the entire planet, in realtime, and keeps the tapes: At first, this seemed implausible to me, but then I realized that they probably have a couple dozen Webcams in orbit amd use enhancement.
- People generally keep incriminating evidence in folders organized by codename: However, they often encrypt them (see #5). Oh, and computers erase data at 300 baud, in reverse (see #2).
- Powerful people have Webcams that record from the middle of their displays: You and I dart our eyes back and forth between the Webcam and our own screen. Powerful people have intense video conversations while staring straight into the camera and, therefore, the Webcams must be recording from the middle of their screen.
- Powerful people have access to very powerful PDAs: The mobile computers used by powerful people not only support full video, they have acces to the realtime wireframe schematics, decryption and enhancement algorithms, and so forth. Oh, and they can read any data in any device. Oh, and as phones? They have awesome coverage.
Leaf comes out of the closet
Leafs always come in second don’t they? Movie about the legend Maurice Richard and the Habs comes out with great success. Since the Leafs don’t have such legends, they need to make up one. The best they can come up with is a gay Leaf. Awesome!

The appearance of the first gay Toronto Maple Leaf will be groundbreaking, even if it is only in celluloid.
Actor Tom Cavanaugh plays a gay ex-Leaf in a comedy film Breakfast With Scot currently being shot in the GTA and Hamilton. He’s one-half of a homosexual couple — his partner is the team lawyer — whose lives are turned upside down after becoming guardians of Scot, “a budding queen of an 11-year-old boy,” according to the storyline.
What makes this movie even more unique is that the NHL and the Maple Leafs — part of a sport where no player has ever come out of the closet — have given the filmmakers their blessing to use their logos and uniforms. The Leafs have even agreed to let them do some filming with them at the end of a practice next month.
Apparently, this guy was considered for the role, due to other obligations, could not fulfil the role.

The voice of movie trailers
Ever wonder who does the voice of all those movie trailers? Well, it’s Don LaFontaine. Here is a clip from Good Morning America.
Superman Returns at the IMAX
When I was a kid, the first movie I went to a theatre to see was Superman II. Now, over 24 years later, I got my first IMAX experience and it was the sequel to the movie that I saw all those years ago. Cool huh?
Anyhow, about the movie. Both Michelle and I really enjoyed the movie. I thought the actors were great. The Superman story was worthy of it being a Superman story. I mean, what other movie can you have a man stop a falling aircraft? Not many.
I liked the movie so much, I would not have a problem paying to see it again! The only thing, for me, that might top this film is the Spider-man 3 film that is due out May 2007.
On my IMAX experience, the sound was incredible! The only thing that I hated was that you have to sit way too close to the screen. I sat in the middle row and that was too close. It would take about 5-10 seconds for my eyes to focus for every 3D scene. I have better than 20/20 vision and I would expect it to be a nightmare for someone with anything less than perfect vision to focus their eyes.
Urinals under your seat would be a bonus, but I don’t ever that would happen.
2 thumbs up from Michelle and I!
Solaris Schism
Cool video that works with scenes from Solaris.
10 Things I Hate About Commandments
Samuel L. Jackson as Principal Firebush – “What happened here was miracle, and I want you to fuckin’ acknowledge it.”
Porn Shoots Get Under Their Skin – Los Angeles Times
Man, I wish I could get these kind of neighbours on my cul-de-sac!
Porn Shoots Get Under Their Skin – Los Angeles Times
Outraged, Johnson called the city seeking to shut the porn shoot down. But everything, he was told, was perfectly legal.
In any given year, about 3,900 adult films are shot in Los Angeles, according to industry estimates. As with any other shoot, those films are supposed to obtain permits from the city. But the city doesn’t restrict the content of the projects it approves.
Which means that if one of your neighbors decides, as Johnson’s did, to rent out his house for the filming of “The Alphabet” — in which sexual acts are performed in alphabetical order by 21-year-old identical twins — there’s not much you can do to stop him.
I’ve got to move to LA!
Titanic Two the Surface
Pretty good editing in this parody of a Titanic sequal.
(via Neil a.k.a Jimmy)