Category Archives: Humor

Couch potato champ

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In the category of easiest competition, comes ESPN Zone Ultimate Couch Potato Competition. I don’t know if I would win, but I am sure I could give the champ a run for their money.

Champ won after 29 hours of TV sports – CNN.com
A Manhattan librarian emerged as a champion couch potato after three rivals gave in to sleep deprivation or natures call.

Stan Friedman won the ESPN Zone Ultimate Couch Potato Competition, which began Tuesday morning at the ESPN Zone restaurant in Times Square. The event ended Wednesday afternoon after more than 29 grueling hours of continuous sports viewing — mainly college football bowl games and endless highlights loops.

The four participants, sitting in recliners in front of a dozen 42-inch high-definition plasma televisions and a couple of 14-foot HD projection TVs, could order unlimited food and drinks, but they werent allowed to go to sleep or leave their recliners except for restroom breaks once every eight hours.

Friedman, a research librarian whose favorite sport is baseball, was declared the victor when runner-up Nate Lopez ran to the bathroom before the allotted break time.

He won a $5,000 prize package including a huge TV, a cozy recliner and a trophy with a potato on it.

“I have a 350-square-foot apartment, so I dont know what Ill do with the TV,” he said Thursday. “But Ill make room for the recliner.”

Drunk guy joke

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This is probably the best drunk joke I have ever heard. George Clooney told it during an interview.

A guy is in a bar. He’s so drunk he throws up all over himself. He tells the bartender, “What am I doing? When I go home my wife’s going to kill me…”

The bartender puts twenty dollars in his shirt pocket and says, “Go home and tell your wife you were in a bar and a guy came up… he was drunk, threw up all over you, but put $20 in your shirt pocket.”

He goes home, walks in and his wife says, “Hap, look at you. You threw up all over yourself!”
He goes, “Honey, a guy got drunk and threw up on me and he put $20 in my shirt pocket.”

She reaches in and pulls out $40 and says, “What’s the other $20 for?” He says, “He shit in my pants, too!”