The Rekounas Blog

Funny stuff.

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I can’t stop laughing.

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Miss me? That’s what I thought. Domain server moved last weekend and I didn’t move with it.
Anyhow, I was talking to Jesus the other day:
Jesus: I have a hot date tonight.
Me: Really? Do you think you will get lucky?
Jesus: Are you kidding me? She will fuck anything that isn’t nailed down.

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The punchline to this is classic! 5 star!!!!

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This story won’t get any rest. We have all heard of the Harvard Professor that was arrested in his own home for what noisy neighbours thought was a break and enter. Here is Dave Chappelle talking about why he does not call the police.
Dave Chappelle – Break In

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Not sure who I feel more sorry for. The dead guy (I think it’s a dead guy and not a dead dog) or the guy that tried to save the coffin and ended up falling in the grave instead.
Funeral Failed – The most amazing home videos are here

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Just throwing this out there. I was reading an article yesterday about MySpace going to the shitter in terms of popularity, losing ground to Facebook and Twitter. I tweet like once every 90 days, but nobody really is interested in what I am doing and I don’t give a shit what other people [...]

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I could read his stuff all day long. Blogzorro has listed George Carlin’s 101 Greatest Quotes.
Here are a few of my favourite:
2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
13. There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say [...]

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Saw this over on FriendlyAthiest.com today. Made me laugh.

The seven words he can’t say, by the way, are “Shit Piss Cunt Fuck Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits.”

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