Archive for 'Humor' Category
Wassup 8 Years Later
25 October 2008
George Carlin Greatest Quotes
9 July 2008I could read his stuff all day long. Blogzorro has listed George Carlin’s 101 Greatest Quotes.
Here are a few of my favourite:
2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
13. There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say [...]
George Carlin Cartoon
27 June 2008Saw this over on FriendlyAthiest.com today. Made me laugh.
The seven words he can’t say, by the way, are “Shit Piss Cunt Fuck Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits.”
Church Statue Beheaded During Mass
17 June 2008LOL!
Who beheaded the statue?
Satan
God
The Holy Spirit
Jesus
None of the above. It was the old guys fault.
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Lewis Black on Milk
22 May 2008Lewis Black talks about milk. This is funny shit!
Jimmy Kimmel sings to Ben Affleck
25 February 2008This is too funny!
Some cameos are Brad Pitt as the FedEx guy, Harrison Ford, and Robin Williams.
Slap Shot Opening Scene
14 January 2008Opening scene from Slap Shot. I am not sure, but I am pretty sure the guy is from Moncton or the surrounding area at least. Sounds exactly like the guy that paved my driveway a couple of years ago. Classic scene!
Family Guy Zidane Headbutt
7 January 2008
Couch potato champ
5 January 2008In the category of easiest competition, comes ESPN Zone Ultimate Couch Potato Competition. I don’t know if I would win, but I am sure I could give the champ a run for their money.
Champ won after 29 hours of TV sports - CNN.com
A Manhattan librarian emerged as a champion couch potato after three rivals [...]
Drunk guy joke
19 November 2007This is probably the best drunk joke I have ever heard. George Clooney told it during an interview.
A guy is in a bar. He’s so drunk he throws up all over himself. He tells the bartender, “What am I doing? When I go home my wife’s going to kill me…”
The bartender puts twenty dollars [...]