Anyone else hate Christmas Cards as much as I do?

Got to get this off my chest. You go out and you spend $20 dollars on a Christmas gift… yes, atheists join in on the holiday gift giving because nothing is less religious then a Christmas tree with presents bought from Toy ‘R Us or Futureshop under it. So, you pay $20 dollars for the gift and then someone says to you “what about the card?” Well, what about it? The person doesn’t give a shit if there is a card. The sticker on the box clearly reads To you From me. I don’t need to spend another $5 on a piece of paper to tell you that or to wish you some stupid Christmas cheer. If you decide to give a card, make it something special. Get a piece of cardboard out and glue some paper on it and write whatever is on your mind. I often refrain from posting my thoughts that run through my head on the card. People may find it funny, or they may find it psychotic. Either way, there may not be an appropriate audience for that at that time.

If you are getting a present from me this year, don’t expect a card cause I ain’t giving you one you selfish bastard!

Christmas Balls

Every year, Michelle gets Christmas ornament balls made for the tree that include a picture of three of us. This year, we have included the cat and the dog. Help us decide which picture to use for next years Christmas Ball.

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Haven’t been blogging much lately

Between traveling for work, painting and installing French doors, and just the plain busyness of this time of year, just haven’t gotten to a PC for leisure.

Today is the first day in months that I don’t work… maybe, the software I support at work is being restored from backup. If that doesn’t go well, then my holidays are fucked!

I have been getting request for pictures of the dog. So here is Otis at almost 4 months old.

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Oh, before I forget, happy holidays!

Pic of Me and the buddies from High School

Here is a pic of me and my friends from high school. We try to get together as often as possible, and when we do get together, we always seem to find some sort of trouble to get ourselves into. As you can see from the size of my wine glass after 3 glasses I was a little tipsy

Oh well, at least it’s only once a year that we this much fun. The poor people sitting behind us really didn’t appreciate our conversations. I don’t know why; I thought the conversations were quite enlightening :D
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Never mix drinks and in-laws

My best friends from high school, and I try to get together at least once a year. When we do get together it’s very special to us and we have fun laughing it up.

Well, we all met at the Ale House in Saint John on Tuesday. My friend Sam is stressed out by her mother and orders a double Caesar as soon as she sits down; Angie is having her typical beer, and I order a house wine. The glasses of wine they are serving at this place are huge btw. We drink, eat, and laugh while we gossip and bitch.

Before you know it, we’re drunk –well at least I am– I leave and go back to the in-laws and have a relatively fun time which is a change of pace for me. I wake up the next morning feeling miserable

When I get up my mother in-law informs me that I have signed my son up for Greek School, and I have also said that I would allow him to go to Sunday school at the Greek Orthodox Church –HOLY FUCK–. What I don’t want to say to my mother in-law is “I was so shit faced last night I don’t remember a thing, and I sure as hell wouldn’t sign my son up for that kind of torture.

Well as you can tell from this blog, my husband and I don’t think much of religion, but it will teach my son a bit about his culture. Alexander has been bugging me that he wants to become Jewish, so why not start him off in a religion that I understand before sending him to a Synagogue.

Badder Santa

This is always a holiday treat for me. I watch Badder Santa every year and today was no different. Michelle made an awesome turkey with some delish dressing! I ate, drank, and smoked (Colts wine tipped) too much in the last day. Oh, well. Christmas comes but once a year.

Willie: You know, I think I’ve turned a corner.
Marcus: Yeah? You fucking petites now?
Willie: No, I’m not talking about that. I beat the shit out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something.
Marcus: You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many fuckin’ years of therapy.

Zellers fires man for saving chocolate

Ah, the Christmas spirit! Zellers fires a father of three for taking discarded chocolate from the garbage bin. This is pretty pathetic! Makes you want to throw up.

ST-HYACINTHE, Que. (CP) – A single father of three fired for taking chocolate bars from a garbage bin at a Zellers store will get some Christmas cheer from a charitable organization.

Guy Masse, 47, had planned to give the discarded chocolate to his children, ages six, nine and 15, for Christmas.

Masse, who was on welfare and had been working at the store only for a couple of months, was first suspended and then fired.
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Recall issued for LED Christmas lights

My annoying neighbour informed me about a recall on LED lights today. She has hated my lights since the day I put them up not because she doesn’t like them, just because I am different then the rest of the neighbourhood. Anyhow, I checked the LED lights that I have and they are the 25s and the 35s are on recall.

Recall issued for LED Christmas lights

CBC News
The Canadian Standards Association issued a national recall Friday on some of the most popular lights sold in stores this Christmas season.

LED (light-emitting diode) lights, which are more efficient than traditional bulbs, are among the hottest-selling Christmas items in some stores. They use significantly less energy than conventional bulbs, last longer and are intended to lessen the risk of fire.

The agency says a manufacturing problem with some lights can cause overheating and possible melting, but there have been no reports of any incidents.

“Consumers who have purchased these light strings should stop using them immediately,” CSA said.

The strands being recalled have the model number COD-TL-35, the CSA file number 228296 with 07/2005 on a white label attached to the string’s cord, and a red CSA label with the number 228296 attached to the string.

Only 35-bulb LED strings are affected by the recall, the CSA said.

“No other LED light strings produced by this or other manufacturers are affected by this recall,” the CSA said.

They were sold between August and December under various brand names, and distributed by several utilities, CSA said.

A lighting wholesaler, Universal Lighting, issued a voluntary recall of the lights this month.

In Nova Scotia, Nova Scotia Power recalled 3,000 strings Thursday that had been distributed this fall. It gave 2,000 strings to consumers in exchange for less-efficient traditional bulbs, and gave the rest to the provincial food bank organization.

The N.S. Energy Department also gave the lights to municipalities to put on city trees.

(via CBC)

Murderous Santa display draws stares

Christmas is a religious holiday. Well, not really. In North America it’s a commercial holiday. But all holidays in North America are commercial. Next month, Valentine’s cards, cute stuffed bears, chocolates, jewelry, hearts, etc. will be on display. Then the Easter Bunny. In North America, anything can be commercialized. Remember the Pet Rock. People bought rocks as pets! Is there any sense of protesting it? I could protest it but that would make me a hypocrite. I usually participate in all the jazz cause it is fun. It’s a hit on the wallet, that’s for sure, but it is fun. I don’t like receiving gifts. Even from my own family. But I do like giving out the presents. Usually, on Christmas morning, I sit back and just watch the events unfold. Then I get to play with my son’s toys! That is a blast!

NEW YORK (AP) — It’s usually easy to tell where a person stands in the culture wars, but whose side is someone on when his Christmas decor is a blood-spattered Santa Claus holding a severed head?

Joel Krupnik and Mildred Castellanos decked the front of their Manhattan mansion this year with a scene that includes a knife-wielding 5-foot-tall St. Nick and a tree full of decapitated Barbie dolls. Hidden partly behind a tree, the merry old elf grasps a disembodied doll’s head with fake blood streaming from its eye sockets.
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