The Rekounas Blog

What do you think the police line-up for something like this would be?
Naked driver shocks young girls in Saint John
Sgt. Pat Bonner said a naked man in a small white car has pulled up alongside young girls on two separate occasions in different parts of the city.
The first incident happened on Jan. 9, on Somerset [...]

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Dumbasses!
Inmates escape, bring stolen goods back to jail, RCMP suspect
The RCMP say two inmates from Westmoreland Institution appear to have escaped, broken into a home in neighbouring Dorchester and returned to jail with the stolen property.
RCMP Sgt. Terry Kennedy said a woman who owns a home within sight of the minimum security jail returned to [...]

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I can recall hearing about bladder buster night at various taverns. The first one to leave or go to the bathroom and the night of cheap drinks was over. I have heard of people doing some disgusting things like pissing in the beer bottles and crap like that, but I have never heard [...]

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I think once you turn 65, you should have to take your driving test every year on your birthday. And not the pansy test that they give today. I mean a real test were they take you out on the highway and swerve in and out of traffic, stuff like that.
This old fart [...]

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Michael Richards uses the N-word to describe his heckler. Heckler calls Kramer a cracker.

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I wonder if I could get a Flying Spaghetti Monster on my tombstone? Scratch that, I am getting cremated.
Soldiers’ widows sue for pagan symbols on headstones – CNN.com
WASHINGTON (AP) — The widows of two combat veterans sued the government Monday for not allowing Wiccan symbols on their husbands’ military headstones.
The U.S. Department of Veterans [...]

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Now why can’t we come up with creative laws like this in Canada?
Australian speeders’ excuse: The dead guy did it – CNN.com
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) — Hundreds of Australian drivers have come up with a way to weasel out of tickets: Blame it on a dead guy.
More than 200 motorists have avoided parking and speeding fines [...]

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This story sounds like something out of the Borat movie. A guy in a village in India rapes a deaf and mute woman, and his punishment is 51 open handed slaps to the face. I would think 51 kicks to crotch would be more appropriate.
I had seen a documentary once were a rape [...]

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Last night, Michelle was doing her nightly routine of getting ready for bed when she opened her moisturizing creme bottle and noticed it was a nice cloudy yellow liquid. “SOMEONE PISSED IN MY CREME!” We quickly found the culprit. It was our 6 year old Alexander. He had no problem confessing to [...]

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Dumb with a side order of balls!
My suggestion to this guy, leave New Brunswick if he ever wants to work again.
Gas attendent stole $30,000 from Irvings
A 22-year-old Saint John man was sentenced on Wednesday to 18 months house arrest for defrauding members of the Irving family of $30,000.
Jonathan Daryl Underhill, who worked at an Irving [...]

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