Category Archives: Dumb

Naked driver shocks young girls in Saint John

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What do you think the police line-up for something like this would be?

Naked driver shocks young girls in Saint John
Sgt. Pat Bonner said a naked man in a small white car has pulled up alongside young girls on two separate occasions in different parts of the city.

The first incident happened on Jan. 9, on Somerset Street, in the city’s north end. The second took place on Jan. 12, on Loch Lomond Road in east Saint John.

“He would pull up beside them, very slowly,” Bonner told CBC News on Monday. “And of course, when you’re walking, and you see a fender, you look over to whatever is beside you. And of course, there he was in the vehicle, doing his lewd acts, and then drove off. Nothing was said to the persons at all.”

Inmates escape, bring stolen goods back to jail, RCMP suspect

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Dumbasses!

Inmates escape, bring stolen goods back to jail, RCMP suspect
The RCMP say two inmates from Westmoreland Institution appear to have escaped, broken into a home in neighbouring Dorchester and returned to jail with the stolen property.

RCMP Sgt. Terry Kennedy said a woman who owns a home within sight of the minimum security jail returned to her house at approximately 6:30 p.m. Sunday to find someone had broken in and stolen jewelry, money, alcohol and other household items with a total value of more than $5,000.

Woman drinks so much water she dies

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I can recall hearing about bladder buster night at various taverns. The first one to leave or go to the bathroom and the night of cheap drinks was over. I have heard of people doing some disgusting things like pissing in the beer bottles and crap like that, but I have never heard of someone dying. This is truly sad. She did the contest so she could win a Wii for her 3 kids.

Woman drinks so much water she dies
SACRAMENTO, California (AP) — A woman who competed in a radio station’s contest to see how much water she could drink without going to the bathroom died of water intoxication, the coroner’s office said Saturday.

Jennifer Strange, 28, was found dead Friday in her suburban Rancho Cordova home hours after taking part in the “Hold Your Wee for a Wii” contest in which KDND 107.9 promised a Nintendo Wii video game system for the winner.

“She said to one of our supervisors that she was on her way home and her head was hurting her real bad,” said Laura Rios, one of Strange’s co-workers at Radiological Associates of Sacramento. “She was crying, and that was the last that anyone had heard from her.”

It was not immediately known how much water Strange consumed.

A preliminary investigation found evidence “consistent with a water intoxication death,” said assistant Coroner Ed Smith.

John Geary, vice president and marketing manager for Entercom Sacramento, the station’s owner, said station personnel were stunned when they heard of Strange’s death.

“We are awaiting information that will help explain how this tragic event occurred,” he said.

Initially, contestants were handed 8-ounce bottles of water to drink every 15 minutes.

“They were small little half-pint bottles, so we thought it was going to be easy,” said fellow contestant James Ybarra of Woodland. “They told us if you don’t feel like you can do this, don’t put your health at risk.”

Ybarra said he quit after drinking five bottles. “My bladder couldn’t handle it anymore,” he added.

After he quit, he said, the remaining contestants, including Strange, were given even bigger bottles to drink.

“I was talking to her and she was a nice lady,” Ybarra said. “She was telling me about her family and her three kids and how she was doing it for her kids.”

Old people should not be allowed to drive

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I think once you turn 65, you should have to take your driving test every year on your birthday. And not the pansy test that they give today. I mean a real test were they take you out on the highway and swerve in and out of traffic, stuff like that.

This old fart in California couldn’t distinguish between gas and break and killed 10 people in a farmers market.

Judge: Market crash driver too ill for prison

An 89-year-old man whose car hurtled through a farmers market, killing 10 people, was let off on probation Monday by a judge who said he believed the defendant deserved to go prison but was too ill.

George Russell Weller was convicted Oct. 20 of 10 counts of vehicular manslaughter with gross negligence in a case that renewed debate over whether elderly people should lose their driver’s licenses.

Weller, confined to a sickbed, was not in court for his sentencing.

Superior Court Judge Michael Johnson said he agreed completely with the jury and called Weller’s actions callous and showing “an enormous indifference to human life.”

Weller was 86 when his 1992 Buick Le Sabre plowed at freeway speed into the crowded farmers market on July 16, 2003. In addition to the 10 killed, more than 70 people were injured.

Witches suing the military

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I wonder if I could get a Flying Spaghetti Monster on my tombstone? Scratch that, I am getting cremated.

Soldiers’ widows sue for pagan symbols on headstones – CNN.com
WASHINGTON (AP) — The widows of two combat veterans sued the government Monday for not allowing Wiccan symbols on their husbands’ military headstones.

The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs allows military families to choose any of 38 authorized headstone images. The list includes commonly recognized symbols for Christianity, Buddhism, Islam and Judaism, as well as those for smaller religions such as Sufism Reoriented, Eckiankar and the Japanese faith Seicho-No-Ie.

The Wiccan pentacle, a five-pointed star surrounded by a circle, is not on the list, an omission that the widows say is unconstitutional.

The lawsuit was filed by Roberta Stewart, whose husband, Nevada National Guard Sgt. Patrick Stewart, was killed in combat in Afghanistan last year, and Karen DePolito, whose husband, Jerome Birnbaum, is a Korean War veteran who died last year.

Wiccans worship the Earth and believe they must give to the community. Some consider themselves “white” or good witches, pagans or neo-pagans. Approximately 1,800 active-duty service members identify themselves as Wiccans, according to 2005 Defense Department statistics.

Blame it on the dead guy

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Now why can’t we come up with creative laws like this in Canada?

Australian speeders’ excuse: The dead guy did it – CNN.com
SYDNEY, Australia (AP) — Hundreds of Australian drivers have come up with a way to weasel out of tickets: Blame it on a dead guy.

More than 200 motorists have avoided parking and speeding fines by accusing either a dead man or an out-of-state resident for their errors, police said Saturday.

Under New South Wales state law, if car owners sign a sworn statement that they were not driving the vehicle when an offense was committed, they can avoid paying speed camera fines that arrive by mail and parking tickets left under windshield wipers.

51 slaps for village rapist

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This story sounds like something out of the Borat movie. A guy in a village in India rapes a deaf and mute woman, and his punishment is 51 open handed slaps to the face. I would think 51 kicks to crotch would be more appropriate.

I had seen a documentary once were a rape victim in Africa got to bull whip 5 teens that raped her. They were strapped to a telephone pole and stripped naked and she got to go to town on them with a bull whip. Justice!

51 slaps for accused rapist

LUCKNOW, India (AP) — A man in northern Indian will be publicly slapped 51 times as punishment after village elders found him guilty of raping a neighbor who is deaf and mute, a village chief said Friday.

The elders stepped in to review the case because local police had failed to arrest the accused man after a complaint was filed by the victim’s husband, village head Badr-ul Hasan told The Associated Press.

“Police told us that since the woman is deaf and mute, she is not able to narrate the incident,” Hasan said.

A village court made up of five elders heard from both sides on Wednesday. It found the man guilty, fined him 5,000 rupees (US$110, euro90), and ordered he be publicly slapped with an open hand 51 times, he said.

“We can’t do more than that. The village court doesn’t have powers to arrest anyone,” said Hasan. “By public slapping, the court wants to put (him) to shame.”

Pissing in a bottle

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Last night, Michelle was doing her nightly routine of getting ready for bed when she opened her moisturizing creme bottle and noticed it was a nice cloudy yellow liquid. “SOMEONE PISSED IN MY CREME!” We quickly found the culprit. It was our 6 year old Alexander. He had no problem confessing to the crime.

After we told him that it was a dirty thing that he did and never to do that again, we closed the door and cracked up laughing. I can remember when I was his age and I would be watching TV and needed to go to the bathroom, I would find the nearest potted plant and I would piss in it so not to miss the show.

What surprised me the most was that the bathroom was spotless. He has a hard time hitting the toilet on the best of days but on this occasion he didn’t waste a drop in the bottle.

Little bugger :)

Gas attendent stole $30,000 from Irvings

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Dumb with a side order of balls!

My suggestion to this guy, leave New Brunswick if he ever wants to work again.

Gas attendent stole $30,000 from Irvings
A 22-year-old Saint John man was sentenced on Wednesday to 18 months house arrest for defrauding members of the Irving family of $30,000.

Jonathan Daryl Underhill, who worked at an Irving gas station in Saint John, would take down credit card numbers when Irving executives bought gas and use them to withdraw money. He took cash advances on credit cards assigned to Kenneth Irving, J.D. Irving, and Arthur Irving Sr.