Entries Tagged as 'Dumb'
Jesus, Mohamed, leprechauns, Zeus, or Thor, just for the record, are never, ever responsible for the good or bad that happen in my life. But why do basketball players think they have an outcome in their game 7?
Apparently God is an Orlando Magic fan. Apparently, God also wanted the Magic to lose 3 [...]
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Well, they have done it. They have regressed to throwing rocks and beating each other with sticks. No, this is not the Middle East but the birth place of democracy. Greek youth has gone “Full Retard.” They are turning into cavemen live on CNN! What do these kids do in [...]
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I remember when you would order 20 timbits and they would load up the box with 30 or 40 just cause it took too long for them to count 20. When I go through a drive-thru and my dog is with me, they often give him old timbits.
Story via Reuters
TORONTO (Reuters) – An attendant [...]
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First they don’t let hijabs in soccer, and now they don’t allow it in martial arts either. If you ask me, it would make them kind of look like ninjas and that would be cool.
BTW, the women in the photo are playing soccer. For real ninjas, click here.
globeandmail.com: Hijab-wearing girl blocked from judo [...]
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How drunk would you have to be to jump into a bear cage?
Bears eat man at beer festival – CNN.com
BELGRADE, Serbia Reuters — A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying [...]
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If your in the mood for a serving of fresh bullshit and you happen to be in Kentucky, well the Creation Museum is opening Monday May 28th, 2007.
The Creation Museum, opening May 28, 2007, presents a “walk through history.” Designed by a former Universal Studios exhibit director, this state-of-the-art 60,000 square foot museum brings the [...]
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I guess is you are totally shitfaced, driving without a seat belt and talking on a cell phone, and then happen to crash into a tow truck; some how, this is every one else’s fault.
The father of Josh Hancock filed suit Thursday, claiming a restaurant provided drinks to the St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher even [...]
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Go to mens.style.com the get a glimpse of the latest trendy fashions for guys. The designer Thom Browne obviously thinks killer bees will be attacking pretty soon.
Here is a view of Spring 2007 Collection.
WTF!?
(via J-Walk Blog)
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Can’t wait for the tape to hit the Internet.
CCTV nails sheep-shagging Turk | The Register
A Turkish citizen faces a fine or possible three years’ chokey under German animal protection laws after a farmer’s CCTV system caught him indulging in a bit of homo-ovine sexual interaction, Reuters reports.
The sheeps’ owner “became suspicious” last year and duly [...]
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I watched Firewall last night. In the movie they actually used Windows XP and websites that looked like websites. Server rooms also looked like server rooms. One thing I did crack up at was the way they would move money from one account to another. The digits would roll off the [...]
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