The Rekounas Blog

Not sure who I feel more sorry for. The dead guy (I think it’s a dead guy and not a dead dog) or the guy that tried to save the coffin and ended up falling in the grave instead.
Funeral Failed – The most amazing home videos are here

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Why don’t you ever hear these stories coming out of Canada?
Eight-year-old shoots self with Uzi and dies
Boy fatally shot trick-or-treating
In the first story:
The boy was with a certified instructor and “was shooting the weapon down range when the force of the weapon made it travel up and back toward his head, where he suffered the [...]

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Saw this over on FriendlyAthiest.com today. Made me laugh.

The seven words he can’t say, by the way, are “Shit Piss Cunt Fuck Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits.”

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I will leave you with the following from George:
Rat shit! Bat Shit!
Dirty ol’ Twat!
Sixty-nine assholes
Tied in a knot!
Hooray!
Lizard shit!
Fuck!

Souce: Washington Post
George Carlin, 71, the much-honored American stand-up comedian whose long career was distinguished by pointed social commentary that placed him on the cultural cutting edge, died last night in Santa Monica, Calif.
His death was reported [...]

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A little bit on the morbid side, but Heath Ledger’s death has me thinking, “Which celebrity will die next?”
My money is on Britney Spears. Not sure if it will be suicide or accidental OD or a car wreck, but I am guessing it will be her. The stupid bitch can’t make it to [...]

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How drunk would you have to be to jump into a bear cage?
Bears eat man at beer festival – CNN.com
BELGRADE, Serbia Reuters — A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying [...]

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I guess is you are totally shitfaced, driving without a seat belt and talking on a cell phone, and then happen to crash into a tow truck; some how, this is every one else’s fault.
The father of Josh Hancock filed suit Thursday, claiming a restaurant provided drinks to the St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher even [...]

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A 25-year-old, 6′7″, 240lb man, beat a 72-year-old, 5′2″, 100lb man to death and claimed self defense. He was found innocent! How is that possible? Was the old guy driving a tank?
Dropped charges infuriate family – Dateline Florida
“It’s absurd,” said Ervin Barfield, whose father died two weeks after the May 10 fight. [...]

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12 year old boy dies while riding a Disney World roller coaster. Here is a look at 12 documented deaths at Disney World.
AP Wire | 06/29/2006 | Boy, 12, dies after riding Disney World roller coaster
_June 29, 2006: Michael Russell, 12, of Fort Campbell, Ky., went limp while riding MGM’s Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster. [...]

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Letterman and O’Reilly have it out on the Late Show and Letterman calls O’Reilly a “bullshitter!”
The Story
Video
(via Hammer of Truth)

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