I adore my 64

I plan on having a yard sale to get rid of some stuff tomorrow. I have been carrying around this C64 since I was 10 years old. I learned how to write my first loop on the stupid thing. Now, I think it is time to part with the 5lbs paper weight. I don’t just want to throw it out. I would like someone to have it. Better yet, I would like someone to buy it for an exuberant amount of money.

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Stupid Lotus Notes Error

Everyday, I start my Lotus Notes and every single time I get an error message:

The system cannot find the file specified.

What file was specified?
What system? My system? Don’t you mean “Lotus Notes?” Last I checked, Lotus Notes was an application not a system.
Is this file that Lotus Notes cannot find important?
Also, the icon in the message is stating that message is information but the title bar tells me there is an error. Which one is it?

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Here is an excellent site on all the things that suck about Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes Sucks

10 Things I’ve Learned About Computers From The Movies

I watched Firewall last night. In the movie they actually used Windows XP and websites that looked like websites. Server rooms also looked like server rooms. One thing I did crack up at was the way they would move money from one account to another. The digits would roll off the sum like it was some kind of counter. Have these people never used a calculator? Swordfish was one of the worst movies for inaccuracies of what programmers do for a living. I have never had to make some kind of cube to log into a system.

  1. Megapixels aren’t important: What determines the resolution of a photograph or audio recording is the “enhancement” algorithm run on it. Any image, when run through the proper enhancement, will reveal sufficient detail to recognize a face, read a license plate, etc.
  2. Computer screens output text at 4800 baud and make chirping sounds while doing so: Sometimes, computers can be revved up to 9600 baud, and sometimes, for instance when printing the names of conspirators, slow to 300 baud. There is a great deal of variety in the sound computers make when outputting text, though. It used to be a sound reminiscent of a lineprinter, but modern computers seem to implement a more “boop boop boop” approach. Oh, and most computers output in a 16 x 9 font.
  3. All computer systems have backdoors: Hackers can get into any system by way of “backdoors” that are left by the people who originally designed the system. The password of the backdoor is generally the name of the programmer’s daughter.
  4. There are wireframe schematics of every building on Earth: These schematics interface with a wide variety of sensor and alarm systems. They can be manipulated in realtime and are infinitely zoomable (see #1 above).
  5. Decryption works one character at a time, while the other characters cycle quickly through all possibilities: Face detection algorithms work the same way, as do most search algorithms. Oh, and every time a detail is revealed, the computer makes a beep. You know, really, most times a computer makes a partial computation, it makes a beep.
  6. It takes 10 minutes to break into a system: A computer expert will first play coy, saying that they don’t know how long it will take. Then, in a few minutes, they’ll reveal that they can get in, but they’ll need a few minutes more (damn it).
  7. The US government surveils the entire planet, in realtime, and keeps the tapes: At first, this seemed implausible to me, but then I realized that they probably have a couple dozen Webcams in orbit amd use enhancement.
  8. People generally keep incriminating evidence in folders organized by codename: However, they often encrypt them (see #5). Oh, and computers erase data at 300 baud, in reverse (see #2).
  9. Powerful people have Webcams that record from the middle of their displays: You and I dart our eyes back and forth between the Webcam and our own screen. Powerful people have intense video conversations while staring straight into the camera and, therefore, the Webcams must be recording from the middle of their screen.
  10. Powerful people have access to very powerful PDAs: The mobile computers used by powerful people not only support full video, they have acces to the realtime wireframe schematics, decryption and enhancement algorithms, and so forth. Oh, and they can read any data in any device. Oh, and as phones? They have awesome coverage.

History of the iPod

I don’t have an iPod. Just a 512 MB mp3 player that I am more than happy with. Until I saw this video, I had no idea what all the hype was about. Yeah, I know that the iPod can hold like 50,000 MP3s. So, what? That fact didn’t sell the iPod. It seems it’s more of a fashion statement. The iPod seems to play out like Mac computers. It’s just trendy to have one. Not saying I will never get one, I am not about to spend a minimum of $200 to get one now.

History of the iPod

The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time

PCWorld.com – The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time

This post was sitting in my drafts and I have finally decided to post it. Some of the top products are:
1. AOL (I never understood how these assholes stayed in business.)
2. RealPlayer
3. Syncronys SoftRAM
4. Microsoft Windows Millennium (Oh, how I loathed this piece of shit!)
5. Sony BMG Music CDs
6. Disney The Lion King CD-ROM
7. Microsoft Bob
8. Microsoft Internet Explorer 6 (58% of the users that have reached this site have done so with IE 6)
9. Pressplay and MusicNet
10. Ashton-Tate dBASE IV

Fredericton short of skilled high-tech workers

Here is the problem, IT institutes in the late 90′s pumped out graduates at a rediculous rate. Most of them graduated without really knowing anything and those graduates ended up flooding the market. Now, recruiters actually have to do some work to find people that actually have skills.

Fredericton short of skilled high-tech workers
A shortage of skilled workers is now the biggest problem facing New Brunswick’s information technology industry, economic development officials said Wednesday.

That shortage is hurting companies like Fredericton’s PQA, which does quality-control work for the software industry.

PQA has enough business to hire 30 more employees, says company executive Keith McIntosh, but it can’t find skilled workers to fill the jobs.

Stupid spyware!

Yesterday, I wanted to install an application that I needed a serial key for. Well, I downloaded a keygen from a site that I thought I had used before. Before I went to bed last night, I wanted to see the score from the hockey games and I have what looks like a spyware destroyer app telling me that my PC is full of spyware. I was like WTF? I never get spyware. In fact, the last time I ran my spyware program, the most I had were some tracker cookies. No biggie. So I fire up Process Explorer and attempt to kill any malicious programs and I was unsuccessful. I fired up Ad-aware and SpyBot and attempted to clean what I could. I then restarted the PC in safe mode and cleaned up the reset of the files the spyware killing programs couldn’t. No problem right? Wrong! When I started my PC again, there is this Microsoft looking icon in my system tray and it’s telling me that system is infected with spyware. WTF! Then I notice that the SpyFalcon, the program that initially infected my PC was right back on my desktop. I did a quick google and I found this link on how to properly remove the spyware. Took me about 15 minutes at that point and I am clean now.

I will tell you this, if I ever find a programmer that hacks for spyware organization, I am going to firmly place my foot in their ass!