Got to get this off my chest. You go out and you spend $20 dollars on a Christmas gift… yes, atheists join in on the holiday gift giving because nothing is less religious then a Christmas tree with presents bought from Toy ‘R Us or Futureshop under it. So, you pay $20 dollars for the gift and then someone says to you “what about the card?” Well, what about it? The person doesn’t give a shit if there is a card. The sticker on the box clearly reads To you From me. I don’t need to spend another $5 on a piece of paper to tell you that or to wish you some stupid Christmas cheer. If you decide to give a card, make it something special. Get a piece of cardboard out and glue some paper on it and write whatever is on your mind. I often refrain from posting my thoughts that run through my head on the card. People may find it funny, or they may find it psychotic. Either way, there may not be an appropriate audience for that at that time.
If you are getting a present from me this year, don’t expect a card cause I ain’t giving you one you selfish bastard!
Christmas Cards, Birthday Cards, Valentines, Easter, Graduation, Thank You…. you name it. Five or six bucks for a piece of cardboard and a couple of sappy words… It’s a good deal, if you are on the sellers end!