Last night, I met up with my wife and sister-in-law and her husband at a bar in Quispamsis. I hate bars! The band was good, but it was too loud for the space they were playing in. The floors were sticky and I think I smelled skunk every time the door was opened.

My wife had a few to drink and while she was sitting down having a drink, a guy was bent over talking to some friends behind Michelle. His ass was by her head and Michelle tried to get his attention to move but he couldn’t hear her. Michelle decided to get his attention by lighting a lighter directly under his ass. His friends noticed but didn’t say anything to him. Then about 30 seconds later, the heat must have set in and he moved quickly. Good thing he was a good sport about the whole thing.