Archive for November, 2007
What’s worse then country music?
24 November 2007If you guessed Christmas music… ding, ding, ding, you are right.
I was grocery shopping today and the only annoying music on their stores system was Christmas music. It made me want to shove a carrot right into someone’s eye. Then compounded with the slow poke shoppers, it makes for wonderful ingredients of someone [...]
Hijab not allowed in Judo
19 November 2007First they don’t let hijabs in soccer, and now they don’t allow it in martial arts either. If you ask me, it would make them kind of look like ninjas and that would be cool.
BTW, the women in the photo are playing soccer. For real ninjas, click here.
globeandmail.com: Hijab-wearing girl blocked from judo [...]
Drunk guy joke
19 November 2007This is probably the best drunk joke I have ever heard. George Clooney told it during an interview.
A guy is in a bar. He’s so drunk he throws up all over himself. He tells the bartender, “What am I doing? When I go home my wife’s going to kill me…”
The bartender puts twenty dollars [...]
In the News
13 November 2007Greg Rekounas, OAOT Oracle Solutions Architect and Oracle Lite Technology Leader, featured at Oracle OpenWorld 2007
GREENBELT, MD – November 13, 2007 – OAO Technology Solutions, Inc.(OAOT) announced that its Oracle Practice Area, part of the Strategic Business Solutions line of business, was featured at Oracle’s OpenWorld 2007 in San Francisco, CA. Greg Rekounas, an Oracle [...]
Speaking at Oracle OpenWorld today
12 November 2007I am in San Francisco having an awesome time so far! I present today at 3:15, which I have posted about before. Not really nervous, just excited. I will probably be posting my presentation here after I present it.
Michelle and I went sight seeing yesterday and we picked up tickets to [...]
Outsmarting your right foot
9 November 2007Ok, I tried this and failed.
Y’all have to try this please, takes 2 seconds
This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can’t. It’s pre-programmed in your brain!
Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY……) and while [...]