If your in the mood for a serving of fresh bullshit and you happen to be in Kentucky, well the Creation Museum is opening Monday May 28th, 2007.

The Creation Museum, opening May 28, 2007, presents a “walk through history.” Designed by a former Universal Studios exhibit director, this state-of-the-art 60,000 square foot museum brings the pages of the Bible to life.

A fully engaging, sensory experience for guests. Murals and realistic scenery, computer-generated visual effects, over fifty exotic animals, life-sized people and dinosaur animatronics, and a special-effects theater complete with misty sea breezes and rumbling seats. These are just some of the impressive exhibits that everyone in your family will enjoy.

What kind of bullshit will you get on your visit? Something like this I would think:

Creationists and evolutionists, Christians and non-Christians all have the same evidence—the same facts. Think about it: we all have the same earth, the same fossil layers, the same animals and plants, the same stars—the facts are all the same.

The difference is in the way we all interpret the facts. And why do we interpret facts differently? Because we start with different presuppositions. These are things that are assumed to be true, without being able to prove them. These then become the basis for other conclusions. All reasoning is based on presuppositions (also called axioms). This becomes especially relevant when dealing with past events.

The difference is these fucking retards think the earth is 6,000 years old and it was actually created in 7 days.

These cuckoos should have an island all to themselves. Somewhere where the all mighty God can provide them all the resources they need like the intelligently designed banana. But I wonder which banana will the all mighty God give them? Will it be the wild banana shown on the left? Will it be the cultivated seedless banana on the right?