It kicked ass! Action from start to end. The menacing God king would have been more menacing if he wasn’t a queer.

Here is a funny review from Ain’t it Cool News.

Neill Cumpston Has Seen 300!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.

The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it’s sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY. Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, “I need some extra sauce packets” guess what? You’re getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.

If it’s taking you a while to read this post, it is because I wrote it while I was on dial-up. Sorry! Oh, and I also used the crappy IE 6, not to be confused with the crappy IE 7. Firefox all the way baby!