Last night, Michelle was doing her nightly routine of getting ready for bed when she opened her moisturizing creme bottle and noticed it was a nice cloudy yellow liquid. “SOMEONE PISSED IN MY CREME!” We quickly found the culprit. It was our 6 year old Alexander. He had no problem confessing to the crime.
After we told him that it was a dirty thing that he did and never to do that again, we closed the door and cracked up laughing. I can remember when I was his age and I would be watching TV and needed to go to the bathroom, I would find the nearest potted plant and I would piss in it so not to miss the show.
What surprised me the most was that the bathroom was spotless. He has a hard time hitting the toilet on the best of days but on this occasion he didn’t waste a drop in the bottle.
Little bugger 
He pissed in her moisterizing cream? Where did he learn that? That’s a new one for me.
The only thing I can think of, is that he got it from watching “Cars.”
In the movie, Lightning says he is going to the Piston Cup. Mator spits out his oil and says “You’re gonna do what in your cup?”
Other than that, I have no idea.
Did he watch Monster House? Its in there
AHAHAHAHA!
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