I bought a rug a couple of weeks ago and peeled this label off the back:

Michelle pointed out the bottom line to me:
No illegal child labour in making of this handmade product.
Then she says, “They did not say that they didn’t use children.” I agreed, they did not say that they did not use children. A 10 year old Master Weaver made this product.
Nice.
Funny! Words are magic, aren’t they?
Answer this question: Do you still beat your wife?
Lawyer in your previous life Steve?
This reminds me of a time when the English Press asked Prince Edward if he was gay. Prince Edward responded, “No, I am not gay.” Front page the next day, the title was “Prince Edward Says He’s Not Gay.”
Loaded questions.