4 thoughts on “Drunk Newfie Looking For a Job”

1. Watch out man! If Phillip reads this you are in BIG trouble!

2. I will have to send it to him. I don’t know if he knows about this blog. Every now and then when I need a good chuckle I listen too it. It’s classic!

3. A little translation I did for the Mainlanders who have trouble understanding…
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   ‘Der Nick *laughing*
   Yeah, its Billy Gosse callin’ ya Nick
   Ah, By Jesus ‘by, I don’t know what happened there, its real, real occasion Nick I gets into *garbled* and I am lookin for a job.

   I understand will have a bit of work comin up all around Christmas *** great if I cound get on there 30 days or so… work, my son,

   work, I’ll work circles around them young basterds out there, but you know, I needs an opportunity bye, I had about a months work about

   3 months ago, and , uh, sick, I dont say I was sick maybe week and a half, 2 weeks out of all of it, now that’ll tell ya. I’ll ever

   give’er, I says give ‘er – go to work I says, I says to the bye’s all the time. Look out. Yes,

   Ahh.. I takes an odd drink now and then, but , uh, missing work on the drink, probabley, I dont know, 4 or 5 days a year – A YEAR,

   thats all. Very rare occassion that I will take a drink on the job.

   Them young bastards, they can’t hold their liquor, thats whats wrong with them. Yes, I can take her. I’d uh… Just hang on a second –

   look, shut up will ya, I’m on the phone here lookin for a jesus job. Friggin Wife I says her driving. SHUT UP YA BITCH, SHUT UP. Say

   they’ll drive ya outta your mind.

   Listen, give us a call it’s Billy, yes, give us a call I said.

   Yes I’ll work circles around them I’ll ram their head up their arse, working, thats the way I am. ****

   I’ll be calling you later
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4. Ah, By Jesus ‘by, I don’t know what happened there, its real, rare occasion Nick I gets into *a crying jag* when I’m lookin for a job