The Rekounas Blog

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The movie reminds me of a made for TV movie that you would watch on CTV.

Anyhow, I am watching Interview with a Vampire right now and it has reminded me that there are better vampire movies out there.

That’s all.

I upgraded my blog software today and I have decided to change the blog up a little. This is the NEW and IMPROVED blog. Yeah, right! Same old shit, just in a newer package. More to come.

A throw back to the old Kung Fu movies.

Just throwing this out there. I was reading an article yesterday about MySpace going to the shitter in terms of popularity, losing ground to Facebook and Twitter. I tweet like once every 90 days, but nobody really is interested in what I am doing and I don’t give a shit what other people are doing either. Facebook, I like it. Basically, it pulls the best things about personal blogs together into a nice neat package. So, now there really isn’t a need for a personal blog which is what this blog basically is. I have a few ideas running through my head about a blogging topic that I think would generate interest. It may not be positive interest, but it would be interest. It would be a blog about toilets, more specifically my toilet. Maybe I make a poo in the toilet and I would snap a picture of it. I know for a fact we have all taken a good dump at some point in our lives and we were so proud of it that we wanted to show it off but were ashamed or embarrassed to do so. This could be an opportunity to share some of our best dumps. We have all had a friend or spouse that came running out of the bathroom saying something like “That shit was as long as my forearm.” It would be neat to have proof right? Maybe I won’t put the Toilet Blog up, but I think I would neat an idea like that.

Not that I am going to steal your idea, but what weird topics would generate blog traffic?

Jesus, Mohamed, leprechauns, Zeus, or Thor, just for the record, are never, ever responsible for the good or bad that happen in my life. But why do basketball players think they have an outcome in their game 7?

Apparently God is an Orlando Magic fan. Apparently, God also wanted the Magic to lose 3 out of the 7 games for dramatics. God also hated the Celtics so much that he allowed them to win the championship last season.

It falls in line when you are at a funeral and people say shit like “God takes all the good ones first.” What the fuck does that mean? I will tell you what it means, all the living are assholes. People like Hitler have to kill themselves instead of the mighty hand of God doing us all the favour. George W. Bush was president for 8 years and didn’t die while choking on a pretzel. Does this mean God will intentionally sabotage the planet with billions of fucktards and take a select few up with him? And the people that he decided to bring to heaven with him, they have to get cancer and wilt away to nothing before they can join him. How fucked is that?

For the record, Kathy Griffin has the best all time acceptance speech

Before you open your mouth and try to speak for God, think for a second, then keep your mouth shut.

Here is a quick run down of shit that I have to do around the house this spring/summer.

My first project is to complete a garbage shed. The one that I have right now looks like shit and is quickly falling apart. It has become the squirrels hang out spot. I purchased a live trap last year to catch the squirrels. That way, when I catch them, I can perform some water boarding and other torturous techniques on those little bastards. Fire and water have so many uses.

Second project is to start sanding one or maybe two sides of my house. I did one side last year and it turned out quite nice. Just slowly going to finish doing the same to the rest of the house. The new stain I am using is lighter then the previous colour.

I also have to get an excavator here to dig a french drain from my house over to the other side of my property. Every spring, there is a spring that forms in the middle of my driveway the washes away the gravel leaving potholes and trenches. I am not ready to pony up $10,000 to have the driveway paved, so I think redirecting the water is a good first step.

I didn’t put away my sons trampoline over the winter and some of the beams bent from the weight of the snow and ice. I don’t know if I will contact the company and just get them to send me replacement parts, or if I should build something else.

Forgot to mention I have to clean up a yard full of dog shit. Most of it is white and looks kind of fossilized. What makes dog shit turn white?

I also need to replace the side door on my garage. The doors frame is rotting out and needs to be replace. I have old cedar door that I am going to use that would be a huge improvement over the shitty door that I have now.

Michelle wants me to start a kitchen garden for her. I will pick up some landscape ties to start it off soon.

The Habs are going to probably lose their next play-off so that means hockey is over and I can get working on this shit sooner.

A dead mouse, that’s what! In fact, I found two of them. I was cleaning out the garage and returning about 20 bags of bottles and cans for a whopping $20 when the guy at return depot pointed out the mice at the bottom of bottles. I still have the bottles in the garage because they wouldn’t dispose of the bottles because of the mice. Maybe I will take a picture and post it. What we figure happened is mice went into the bottles to lick up the juice and then couldn’t climb out. Dumb asses!

I watched this movie yesterday in Digital 3D. My first time watching a Digital 3D film. For those of you who haven’t experienced this yet, I highly recommend it. The movie itself was good too. I would give it a 3.5 out of 5. The character B.O.B. (voiced over by Seth Rogen) was my favourite.

Trailers were good too with some new 3D movies coming out. Obviously, Pixar has one coming out too that will probably be way better then all the other ones. I do recommend going to see this movie. I highly recommend going to see it in the theater with the digital 3D option.

Almost 2 months since I last had a post.

I have nothing to say!

Personally, what I would like to see is them cutting off pedophiles balls and penis’s. Then surgically placing the dick on their foreheads.

(via CNN)

The Czech Republic’s practice of surgically castrating convicted sex offenders is “invasive, irreversible and mutilating” and should stop immediately, the Council of Europe’s Anti-Torture Committee said in a report made public Thursday.

The central European country castrated at least 94 prisoners in the 10 years up to April 2008, when investigators from the Council of Europe, a human-rights forum, visited the Czech Republic.

The Council of Europe condemned the practice as “degrading.”

The procedure is being performed even on first-time, non-violent offenders, such as exhibitionists, its investigation revealed.

Prisoners have to request castration under Czech law, but many fear they will be jailed for life if they do not, the investigation found.

Read full story here.